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Acknowledgements
Foreword
1 Bonnie and Clyde
Family history
Bonnie Parker gets her hair fixed
Sent to the St. Joseph, Missouri, juvenile home
Brother Edward, the ass
2 Larry Hamilton
(Jodys brother, Larry)
Enlisting in the Army
Battle of the Chosin Reservoir
Golden Gloves boxing
Fighting in the carnivals
Sailor Moran, the Athletic Show wrestler
Early television wrestling on KTTV from the Hollywood Legion Stadium in Los Angeles
St. Joseph, Missouri, and Jesse James
Mentoring Jody
Jody legally changes his last name to Hamilton
The first and most important lesson in wrestling
3 Benton High School
Terrorizing the Benton High School hallways
Playing football, baseball, basketball, and track
Working out at the YMCA with Leo Houseman
4 The "L"
Training for boxing with Grandpa Blevins
Getting into shape
Big John Lucas, three black fighters, and Whitey
Golden Gloves tournament finals
Semi-pro fights
Chastised by big brother
Noticed by wrestling promoter Gust Karras
5 The Carny
Wrestling on the carnival circuit
Overview of life on the carny
Pro wrestling at the St. Joseph City Auditorium
Avoiding the con men
Fighter Bill Allen
Gust Karras dies
6 Mr. Satuh-day Hero
Invitation from Verne Gagne
The dumb jock
Working in the corn fields
The corn spider
The second worst job in the world
Is teacher senile or just a bitch?
A mans body and a childs brain
Run-in with the law
Leaving for the big city of New York
7 Belle of the Ball
Traveling the wrestling circuit with Johnny Weaver
Jody loses his cherry
Debut wrestling match against Rip Hawk
Learning to dropkick
The problems with working with Scott Teal
The "second" first match of his career
Wrestling at the Maryland State Penitentiary
Back to St. Joe
The Hamilton Brothers vs the Omaha Wrecking Crew
8 Spider Bite
Athleticism in the family
Working stiff with Jack OReilly
Throwing realistic punches
Larry Hamilton becomes Larry McShane
A spider bites Larry
9 Madison Square Garden
Overview of the New York wrestling promotion
Attendance figures from Madison Square Garden
Power struggled between promoters Kola Kwariani-Toots Mondt-Johnny Doyle and Vince McMahon
The Hamilton Brothers from Stone Mountain, Georgia
$48,000 advance sale
Bleaching his hair blond
The soldier, the sailor, and the faggot
Wrestling Steve Stanlee
Sprained ankle
Madison Square Garden sellout
Riot in the streets
Athletic commissioners and doctors
Wrestling Antonino Rocca and Miguel Perez in the Garden
$2,750 payoff
Philosophical advice from Toots Mondt
The fat pay envelope
Mr. Crockett comes to New York
10 Theres No Place Like Home (or is there?)
Wrestling in San Francisco
Airplane crash that killed Gene Dubuque
Nick Bockwinkel hides his identity from the U.S. Army
Bobby Bruns famous quote
The value of local guys
11 The Classroom
Wrestling in Amarillo, Texas, for Doc Sarpolis
Dory Funk Sr.
Learning to do promos
Jody is nicknamed Silent Joe Hamilton
Jody becomes Rocket Monroe, Sputnik Monroes new brother
Rube Wright, the one-eyed bandit
Burning his first bridge
Cancelling his booking (singular)
Silento Rodriguez gets married in the ring
Jody gets married in St. Joseph
Nick Roberts wife commits suicide
Mitzi the dachshund
Moving to the Florida territory to wrestle for Cowboy Luttrall and Eddie Graham
Lenny Montana, the Zebra Kid, cleans up
First main event matches
Giving notice to the wrestling office
Return trip to the office
$350 a week guarantee in Atlanta
Freddie Blassies screwjob finishes
The Iron Russian
The night the Assassin gimmick was born
12 The Assassins
Stinker match against Plowboy Frazier (aka Uncle Elmer)
Buddy Rogers and his crew
The Great Bolo leaves the Carolinas
Meeting Tom Renesto, his new partner
Winning the World tag team title from Ray Gunkel and Don McIntyre
Stunned silence in the dressing room
Designation of Assassin #1 and Assassin #2
Echo virus, pleurisy, and pneumonia
Learning to wrestle under a mask
Advice from Tom Renesto
Refusing to unmask
The Assassins versus the Freebirds
13 My Mentor
Career history of Tom Renesto
Learning from the master
Advanced studies in promos
The air of sincerity
Mace in the phone booth
Traveling with Tom Renesto
Tom gives a rare compliment
14 The Great Bolo and Bolo
Jealousy rears its ugly head
Shoot in the ring against Kurt and Karl von Brauner
Ray Gunkel lays down the gauntlet to the Von Brauners
The origins of the Kentuckians
Tiny Anderson becomes Grizzly Smith
Origins of the original Great Bolo
Al Lovelock gives his blessing
Exposing the identity of the Great Bolo to the newspapers
Ringing Al Lovelocks bell
Giving receipts in the ring
The Assassins become the Bolos
Garbage wrestlers
Booking their own programs
The Assassins win the match and save their masks
Near riot in Greensboro
How to work with the Kentuckians
Grizzly Smith gets 22 stitches
The Kentuckians live their gimmick
Burning heat on the heels
Running two towns a night
Battle of the Bullies
Skull Murphy and Brute Bernard
Breaking Mr. Crocketts rule
The light bulb
15 Guns, Knives and a Noose
Slashed tires
Followed by the fans
Pat OHara, superhuman stud
The Assassin vs Zebra Kid: Mask vs. Mask
Threatened with a knife
Banned from wrestling in Lakeland
Leaving the arena in a paddy wagon
Eastern Parkway Arena is burnt to the ground
Attacked by Don Eagles father
Yukon Eric runs interference
Killer Kowalski saves the day
Attacked by an umbrella-wielding fan
The angry cop
Holed up in the dressing room
Empathizing with General George Armstrong Custer
Refusing to wrestle on spot shows
Indian standoff
Escape through the ceiling
The noose hangs high
A country sheriff runs interference
Wrestling in Puerto Rico
Enterprising kids sell rocks to the fans
Hit by an armrest
Oil of mustard in squirt guns
Threatening letters sent to the wrestling office
16 Japanese Shooters
Wrestling at the Los Angeles Olympic Auditorium
Joe Carollo and Don Chuy, football players turned wrestlers
Jules Strongbow makes a decision
Pedro Morales bad habit
Luis Hernandez and yoga
A compliment from Roy Shire
A dump truck full of horse manure
Charlie Moto smartens up the cameramen
The Assassins shoot on Toyonobori and Giant Baba
Comparisons of U.S. and Japanese wrestling
Eric the Red shoots with Karl Gotch
Jody, Tom Renesto, and Don Jardine in an automobile accident
$1,000 a week
Luis Hernandez dies in Japan
Bringing Luis ashes back to the United States
Koikichi Endo pays a "bonus"
17 The Jabroni from Oklahoma
Wrestling in Oklahoma
Referee Leo Voss
Jack Brisco, former NCAA champion
Jack Briscos contract problems with Leroy McGuirk
Danny Hodge shakes hands with Krusher Karlson
Tarzan Baxter shoots with Danny Hodge
18 $500-A-Week Guarantee
Ernie Mohammed and the Phoenix territory
$500 a week guarantee
Shooting snakes and jackrabbits
Tom Renesto gets hepatitis
Tom Renesto wins the NWA World Junior heavyweight title
19 The Mouse and the Bear
Rod Fenton, the Mickey Mouse promoter
Wrestling vs The Academy Awards
Jody gives their (immediate) notice
Haystack Calhoun and Judo Jack Terry
Red McNulty, the underneath guy
The Assassins pin NWA World Heavyweight champion Gene Kiniski
Don and Roy McClarity
Changing clothes in a concrete teepee
Tex McKenzie gets a flat tire
Don Leo Jonathan introduces Rocky Johnson to his pet
Terrible Ted (the wrestling bear) bites off wrestlers fingers
Smokey (the wrestling bear) kills the Bearmans wife
Juanita Coffman escapes from the bear
Bad Boy Shields (aka Bull Bullinski) and honey
Bad Boy Shields gets caught underneath Terrible Ted
Don Leo Jonathan pins the bear
Don Leon Jonathan press slams Abdullah the Butcher
Rod Fenton and Gorgeous George (Wagner)
A newscaster disputes claims made by Andre the Giant and Haystack Calhoun
Haystack Calhouns belly flop
Booked in Australia by Jim Barnett
Wrestlers dress code
Tex McKenzie loses his wallet
20 Ass #1 and Ass #2
A history of the Atlanta wrestling promotion
Paul Jones, Tom Mahoney, Aaron Newman, Don McIntyre, Ray Gunkel, and other promoters
$10,000 challengeRoy Dunn vs Lou Thesz
Morris Sigels policeman
Ray Gunkel wrestles Bob Geigel in the NCAA championships
Promotion war: Fred Ward vs Don McIntyre
Don McIntyre retires
Ray Gunkel and Buddy Fuller, new partners
Booker Leo Garibaldi
Leo tap dances on Gunkels desk
Alberto and Ramon Torres
The Assassin slaps Ray Gunkel on television
Assassin vs Dick Steinborn: 2 hours and 45 minutes with no falls
Biggest payoff in the history of the Atlanta promotion
Ray Gunkel forms partnership with Ted Turner
Ray Gunkel dies after wrestling Ox Baker
Breakdown of percentages owned by the partners in the Atlanta office
Eddie Graham throws a punch at Ray Gunkel in the dressing room
Buddy Fuller and Lester Welch trade shares in Georgia/Florida wrestling offices
Graham-Fuller-Welch-Jones combine gain majority control of ABC Booking, Inc.
The vultures begin to circle
Skimming money from the box office
Ann Gunkel becomes a thorn in the side of the partners
Ann announces her intention to run opposition
21 Territory War
Ann Gunkel hires Tom Renesto to be her booker
Ann tells Ted Turner that she wants an hour timeslot for her television show
Jack and Jerry Brisco try to intimidate the Super Gladiator
Fred Ward reneges on his promise to Ann
Bobo Brazil sells out the Columbus (GA) Auditorium
Breakdown of the ASWA territory
Savannah promoter Aaron Newman regrets his decision
Ann Gunkel files lawsuits against the NWA
Assassin #1 unmasks (voluntarily)
Tom Renesto (Assassin #1) vs Assassin #2
Jody meets with Bill Watts
Tom Renesto puts his eggs all in one basket
Ann fires Thunderbolt Patterson
Tank Patton-Thunderbolt Patterson dressing room brawl
Jim Wilson and why hes a liar
Tommy Rich wins the NWA World Heavyweight title
Business overview
Rigged bidding process
Box office money disappears
Jody and Rock Hunter buy into the ASWA
Jim Barnett vs Bobby Bruns
Ann Gunkel folds the company
Tom Renesto gets booking job with the NWA
Charlie Harben threatens Muhammad Alis entourage
Assassin #2 vs Mr. Wrestling #2
22 Master Manipulators
Knoxville, Tennessee: Jodys first official booking job ... Buddy Lee runs opposition to Nick Gulas in Nashville
Buddy stiffs Jody for $7,500
Jody looks for Buddy Lees grave
Jody books Chattanooga and Birmingham for Nick Gulas
Booking Florida for Eddie Graham
The Rock Hunter Organization vs Dusty Rhodes
Florida territory owners squabble over details
Eddie Grahams personal problems
Eddie tells Jody to fire Rock Hunter
Graham replaces Jody with Tom Renesto
23 The Hammerlock
Booking for Bill Watts
Frank "The Angel" Morrell
Bill Watts retires (again)
Booking meeting
The hammerlock
Breaking Jerry Oates arm
Double Bullrope match
Comparisons between Bill Watts, Jim Crockett Sr., and Jim Barnett
24 Creative Accounting
Taking the book in Kansas City
New Orleans Superdome show
Clicking the house
Two sets of books
Bobby Shane
25 El Santo
Working in Atlanta as Bill Watts assistant
Brother vs Brother: Ole Anderson vs Lars Anderson
Booking Andre the Giant
Two sets of books in Tampa, Florida
El Santo appears on Florida TV
Terry Funk books by remote control
Business takes a tumble
Duke Keomuka, just the messenger
26 Outstanding Warrant
The most effective Assassins imitators
Ray Hernandez, the new Assassin
Carpet cleaning business
Eddie Graham commits suicide
Jimmy Crockett pulls a fast one
A case of mistaken identity lands Jody in jail
False arrest
The second Joseph Hamilton makes his appearance
27 Slow Motion
Deep South Championship Wrestling
Bobby Burke, co-promoter
Ranger Ross confronts Burke
Burke resigns
C.M. Christ, Jodys new right-hand man
Operation of Deep South Championship Wrestling
Joe Pedicino and Pro Wrestling This Week
The Assassin and the Flame: Were they the same person?
Jerry Blackwell gets into the wrestling business
Mr. Wrestling #2 makes a bad decision
Boni Blackstone, new on-air hostess
How Pedicino married the beautiful Boni Blackstone
Jodys parody of Pedicino and Blackstone
Bruiser Brody laughs at Pedicinos plight
Overview of Deep South talent, payroll, syndication, and house shows
Jody and Bill Watts draw $87,000 in Marietta, Georgia
Slow motion wrestling
Wrestlers who stay around too long
Jody injures his back
28 Crocodile Tears
Hired as an assistant to George Scott in WCW
Booking committee (Ric Flair, Jim Barnett, Jody Hamilton)
Jim Herd fires George Scott
Why Ric Flair failed as booker
Steve Austin and Dwayne (Rock) Johnson deemed not suitable for WCW
Managing the ring crews for WCW
Origins of the Power Plant training center
Mike Wenner, Buddy Lee "Sarge Parker," and Pez Whatley
Hunter Helmsley: Power Plant graduate
Bill Goldbergs finish
Bob Sapp accused of being an Uncle Tom
Primetime Elix Skipper
Ric Flair asks Jim Herd to fire Jody
Jody confronts Flair in the dressing room
Rick Rude threatens and curses Ric Flair
Jim Herd sides with Jody against Flair
Political correctness
Eric Bischoff, Brad Seigel, and Vince Russo: Three peas in a pod
Jodys dossier goes into Jim Herds circular file
Jamie Kellners big blunder
29 Personalities
Miguel Perez and the bobble-headed dog
Big Bad John gets four speeding tickets, all at the same place
Crazy Luke Graham and the wild pig
Eddie Graham
John Heath
Frankie Cain and Johnny Walker fight in the dressing room
Doug Scoggins dies in an automobile crash
Dewey Robertson
Bob Orton Sr.
George Strickland and Dr. Sam Sheppard
Ray Gordon and the waitress
Antone Leone impersonates Senator Dirksen
Leone does the huckle-buck shuffle
Leone, the one-armed veteran
George and Sandy Scott
Chief Little Eagle plays handball
Pedro Godoy
Tommy Seigler wrestles the Assassin in a steel cage
A wrestling fan hits the ring
Rocket Monroe, street fighter
Guillotine Gordon and the car alarm
Pak Song
Ray Candy
Jodys thoughts on Mil Mascaras
Koa Tiki sees blood and faints
Dr. Jerry Graham
Andre the Giant
Timothy Geohagen
Duke Keomuka and other partners in the Florida office
Destroying the myth of Fred Blassies sex life
The death of Yukon Eric
Ranger Ross, the motorcycle bandit
Scandor Akbar
Bill Miller has a tug-of-war with five spectators
Ricky Romero, the Romeo
Bob Geigels Studebaker
Thor Hagen and the coffee cup
Pete Managoff shoots on Ike Eakins
Marco Polo
Vic Christy taunts Lou Thesz
Tojo Yamamoto and Taro Myaki hide from the Ku Klux Klan
Ole Anderson and the Assassin imposter
"The ketchup is going to flow tonight!"
Charlie Smith, tuberculosis ad
Ted Christy chases Vic Christy with a butcher knife
Praise for Klondike Bill
Dusty Rhodes
The Freebirds and the Golden Shower
Rock Hunter, number one manager
Sir Oliver Humperdink
Sonny Fargo as the Assassins Valet
Sonny Fargo clocks Eddie Graham with an oxygen bottle
Dandy Jack Donovan buys a counterfeit money machine
Homer ODell at the liquor store
Homer ODell vs an old lady
Homer ODell shoots a Doberman
30 Common Sense
Thoughts on booking
Overview of bookers: Dusty Rhodes, Leo Garibaldi, Jimmy Crockett, Ole Anderson, Tom Renesto
31 The Heel
Forming and running the Deep South Wrestling training center for WWE
How to develop a wrestling character and persona
The difference between the heels and babyfaces
How to get "true" heat as a heel
The key ingredient needed to develop a successful character
Comparison of wrestling today and yesterday
32 Family Affair
Information about Jodys family
Photo gallery
Index

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